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mark-wahlburgers:

mokamonn:

tomlinsogay:

my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end

bless u

my hero

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fiddickodair:

arstark:

hey baby is your name winter because you’ll be coming soon

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assiest:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if you think long and hard about it

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